Money and Business Limericks

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There once was a boy named John

Who owned a fifty-dollar bond

He felt so lucky

He bought a BIG rubber ducky

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And now his money is all gone


A greasy old wino named Ray

gave the dollar “Lotto” a play.

Son of a bitch!

The bum struck it rich

and now he swills Mouton-Cadet!

 

 

 

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