Religion and God Limericks


There was a young man who said, God

Must think it exceedingly odd

If he finds that this tree

Continues to be


When there’s no one about in the Quad.

Dear Sir:

Your astonishment’s odd:

I am always about in the Quad.

And that’s why the tree

Will continue to be,

Since observed by

Yours Faithfully,


There once was a demon named Bob

Who was contented to plunder and rob

He shot out lost souls

Through tiny nose holes

For that was his long-lasting job.

Said the Cardinal to Mother Superior

“Your singing is quite inferior!”

She,not to be crass,

did show some real class

Said,”You can kiss my posterior!”



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