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There was a young man who said, God
Must think it exceedingly odd
If he finds that this tree
Continues to be
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When there’s no one about in the Quad.
Dear Sir:
Your astonishment’s odd:
I am always about in the Quad.
And that’s why the tree
Will continue to be,
Since observed by
Yours Faithfully,
GOD.
There once was a demon named Bob
Who was contented to plunder and rob
He shot out lost souls
Through tiny nose holes
For that was his long-lasting job.
Said the Cardinal to Mother Superior
“Your singing is quite inferior!”
She,not to be crass,
did show some real class
Said,”You can kiss my posterior!”
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