A man with two chins
Built bicycles for twins
He had on hand
A suitable brand.
Called them Siamese Schwinns.
There was a young boy in my way
Who was always happy and gay
He jumped and he ran
Like a crazy old man
To avoid the fast moving sleigh
There once was a man from mars
who had a knack for selling used cars
he said take this one
and you’ll have lots of fun
except for the trunk full of tar
There was a wee lad from a cold clime
who said “No worries, mate, my driving’s sublime!”
But a dent he did make
when he failed to brake
and now insists speaking in rhyme.
I took a trip on the Titanic
And suddenly became very manic
With icebergs up ahead
“This liner’s”, someone said
“Designed by engineers not pedantic.”
I went to Tibet with my mama
We rode though the mountains on llamas
But I couldn’t wait to get back
To my home where it is flat
On the sunny beach in the Bahamas
There once was a man named Joe
who would ride his bike with Moe
he’d ride all day
and then he would say
hey Moe where now will we go?
There was a young lady named Rhonda
Who sped around in her Honda.
While trying to pass,
She ran out of gas
And now her poor Honda is gonda.
I knew of a hedgehog in Texas
Who purchased a shiny new Lexus
He sped away fast
But he didn’t last
Cuz he was sucked up into a Nexus!