Animal Questions and Answers

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Get it here first.  Rarely heard but real-life animal questions and answers from Funny Grins.

Q: What do you get when you have a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers

Q: What kind of necktie does a pig wear?
A: A pigsty

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not going to come anyway.

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Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A fallen penguin rolling down a hill.

Q: What is black and white and laughing?
A: The penguin that pushed him.

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