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How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
What do they call reruns of “Hee Haw” in Alabama?
A documentary.
How many rednecks does it take eat a `possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have possum on the half shell.
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