How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
What do they call reruns of “Hee Haw” in Alabama?
How many rednecks does it take eat a `possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have possum on the half shell.