A young couple are recently married. Seeking some privacy, the groom asks his new bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own with the condition that she never opens the drawer. The bride agrees.
After 25 years of marriage, the bride notices that the secret drawer has been left open. She decides to take a peek and inside the drawer she finds 3 golf balls and $1,000 in cash.
She angrily confronts the husband demanding an explanation. The husband explains, “Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer to remind me of the indescrtion I made.”
The bride figures that 3 times in 25 years is not so bad but asks, “But what about the $1,000?”
The groom explains, “Whenever I get a dozen golf balls, I sold them.”