What Women Really Mean

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Yes = No.

No = Yes.

Maybe = No.

I’m sorry = You will be sorry……..

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We need = I want.

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what ever you want = You’ll pay for this later.

We need to talk= I need to complain.

Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to.

You’re so manly = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot.

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re going to hate.

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

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