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We love ’em both. One is Man’s best friend and the other is, well… Here’s the subtle differences between dogs and women.
- Dogs don’t cry.
- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
- A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
- The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
- Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
- Dogs are excited by rough play.
- Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
- Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
- Dogs don’t shop.
- Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
- A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.
- Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
- A dog’s parents never visit.
- Dogs love long car trips.
- Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
- Dogs like beer.
- Dogs don’t hate their bodies.
- Dogs never criticize.
- It’s legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
- Dogs don’t want to know about every other dog you ever had.
- Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
- Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.
- You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24 hour a day.
- Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelery.
- Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.
- Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
- Dogs can’t talk.
- When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
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