Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

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Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

  1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
  2. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.”
  3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
  4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
  5. Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there.
  6. Uh oh, I brought my car instruction manual by mistake
  7. Oh no! Where’s my Rolex.
  8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
  9. There go the lights again?
  10. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys? and this guy’s got two of ’em.”
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