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Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
- Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
- “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.”
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
- Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there.
- Uh oh, I brought my car instruction manual by mistake
- Oh no! Where’s my Rolex.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
- There go the lights again?
- “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys? and this guy’s got two of ’em.”
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