Top 10 Ways to Describe a Stupid Person
- A few crumbs short of a crouton.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
- A few beers short of a six-pack.
- A few peas short of a casserole.
- The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
- One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
- One taco short of a combination plate.
- A few feathers short of a whole duck