Top 14 Viruses to be on the Lookout For

Be On The Lookout For The Following New Viruses

1. CLINTON VIRUS – Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
2. VIAGRA VIRUS – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
3. LEWINSKY VIRUS – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
4. RONALD REAGAN VIRUS – Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
5. MIKE TYSON VIRUS – Quits after two bytes.
6. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS – Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
7. DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS – Deletes all old files.
8. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS – Disks can no longer be inserted.
9. TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus) – Your whole computer goes down (but I think “we go on”).
10. DISNEY VIRUS – Everything in your computer goes Goofy :}.
11. PROZAC VIRUS – Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care.
12. JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS – Only attacks minor files.
13. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS – Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
14. LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS – Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.