… says there is someone for everyone but wasn’t really thinking about you.
… says don’t worry… it’s not contagious.
… says on this Valentines days… Please don’t make me choose between you and dirty movies.
… already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?
… loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
… wants to remind you that nothing says “I love you” more than somebody else’s words mass produced on re-cycled paper.
… says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you… via this Facebook Status update.
… says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It’s Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail.