- Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Whose cruel idea was it to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?
- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
- Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
- Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
- How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?