Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter V

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Valencia!
Valencia who?
Valenicia dollar, will you pay it back?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Value!
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vanessa!
Vanessa who?
Vanessa bus be along in a minute!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vanessa!
Vanessa who?
Vanessa going to grow up?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vassar girl!
Vassar girl who?
Vassar girl like you doing in a place like this?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vaughan!
Vaughan who?
Vaughan day my prince will come!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Veal chop!
Veal chop who?
Veal chop wood for some new clothes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vera!
Vera who?
Vera all the flowers gone…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Verdi!
Verdi who?
Verdi been all day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vic!
Vic who?
Vic a card, any card!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Viola!
Viola who?
Viola sudden don’t you know me?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Violet!
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Virtue!
Virtue who?
Virtue get those big blue eyes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Viscount!
Viscount who?
Viscount you behave!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vlad!
Vlad who?
Vlad to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo!
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter U

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I’ll go mine!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uta!
Uta who?
Uta sight, uta mind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Utah!
Utah who?
Utah told me to knock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Utica!
Utica who?
Utica the high road and I’ll take the low road!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uva!
Uva who?
Uva vacuum!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter S

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sabina!
Sabina who?
Sabina a long time since I’ve seen you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sacha!
Sacha who?
Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Saddam!
Saddam who?
Saddam and shut up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Safari!
Safari who?
Safari so good!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Salmon!
Salmon who?
Salmonenchanted evening!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam day you’ll recognise me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sam & Janet!
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Sameul be famous one day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sandy!
Sandy who?
Sandy door, I just got a splinter!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sara!
Sara who?
Sara ‘nother way in?!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
Saturnday Night Fever!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Saul!
Saul who?
Saul the King’s horses and all the King’s men…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Savannah!
Savannah who?
Savannah you going to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Schachter!
Schachter who?
Schachter Ripper. Feel like cutting up?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Schatzi!
Schatzi who?
Schatzi way the ball bounces!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Schubert!
Schubert who?
Schubert I can!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Scold!
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Scott!
Scott who?
Scott to be the morning after!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Senior!
Senior who?
Senior so nosy, I’m not going to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Seoul!
Seoul who?
Seoul food!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Seville!
Seville who?
Seville you play with me?!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Seymour!
Seymour who?
Seymour if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sharon!
Sharon who?
Sharon share alike!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sheila!
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming round the mountains when she comes…!!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes..!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sherry!
Sherry who?
Sherry your lunch and I’ll be your best friend!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sicily!
Sicily who?
Sicily question!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Simon!
Simon who?
Simon the dotted line!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sinatra!
Sinatra who?
Sinatra be a law!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sinbad!
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you’ll never get to heaven!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sizzle!
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Soda!
Soda who?
Soda you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sofia!
Sofia who?
Sofia me, I’m hungry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sonata!
Sonata who?
Sonata such a big deal!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sondheim!
Sondheim who?
Sondheim soon!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Soup!
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow use, I’ve forgotten my key again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spider!
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says. I like you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spillane!
Spillana who?
Spillane that Knock Knock joke to me please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spock!
Spock who?
Spock louder, I can’t hear you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stacey!
Stacey who?
Stacey’ted until the bus stops!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stalin!
Stalin who?
Stalin for time!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back or I’ll shoot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stanton!
Stanton who?
Stanton here answering questions is no fun!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stefan!
Stefan who?
Stefan it quick before it bites me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stella!
Stella who?
Stella want to go home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stepfather!
Step father who?
One stepfather and I’ll let you have it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing right now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stu!
Stu who?
Stu late to ask questions!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sue!
Sue who?
Sue whomever you want!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sultan!
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Summertime!
Summertime who?
Summertime you can be a big pest!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Swede!
Swede who?
Swede smell of success!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden the coffee!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden sour is my favourite chinese meal!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter R

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Raleigh!
Raleigh who?
Raleigh round the flag boys!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Randy!
Randy who?
Randy four minute mile today – ain’t I fast!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rapunzel!
Rapunzel who?
Rapunzel troubles in your old kit bag….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rather!
Rather who?
Rather not!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ray!
Ray who?
Rayders of the Lost Ark!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me way to buy some sweets!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red!
Red who?
Red peppers. Isn’t that a hot one!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rena!
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn’t do any good!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rene!
Rene who?
Rene the marathon and won first place!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rhoda!
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ringo!
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robert!
Robert who?
Roberts and burglars will rob you blind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin your house!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rocky!
Rocky who?
Rocky bye baby on the tree top…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Roland!
Roland who?
Roland Stone gathers no moss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ron!
Ron who?
Ron dinnertime, give me a call!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rona!
Rona who?
Rona the mill!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Roxanne!
Roxanne who?
Roxanne your head or something!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Roxie!
Roxie who?
Roxie horrow picture show!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
Rufus leaking and I’m getting wet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Russia!
Russia who?
Russia though you meal and you’ll be sick!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ruth!
Ruth who?
Ruth of the matter is, I don’t like knock, knock jokes!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter P

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pablo!
Pablo who?
Pablo your horn!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn’t it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pat!
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Paula!
Paula who?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pears!
Pears who?
Pears the party!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Peg!
Peg who?
Peg your pardon, I’ve got the wrong door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Perth!
Perth who?
Perth your lips and whistle!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phineas!
Phineas who?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the store today!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phyllis!
Phyllis who!
Phyllis in on the news!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza the pie please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Plato!
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open up the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Prussia!
Prussia who?
Prussia cooker!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Punch!
Punch who?
Not me – I just got here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pajamas!
Pajamas who?
Pajamas around me and hold me tight!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter O

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oates!
Oates who?
Oates’ay can you see!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ocelot!
Ocelot who?
Ocelot of questions don’t you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Odette!
Odette who?
Odette’s a bad sign!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Odessa!
Odessa who?
Odessa a funny one!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Odysseus!
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio feeling!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Okra!
Okra who?
Okra Winfrey!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olga!
Olga who?
Olga way when I’m good and ready!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive none of your lip!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oliver!
Oliver who?
Oliver troubles are over!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia but I lost the key!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ollie!
Ollie who?
Ollie time you say that, I wish you would cut it out!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oman!
Oman who?
Oman, you are cute!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Omar!
Omar live who?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Omega!
Omega who?
Omega best man win!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Omelet!
Omelet who?
Omelet’in you kiss me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge round here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Opera!
Opera who?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice going to talk to me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orson!
Orson who?
Orson around again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orson!
Orson who?
Orson buggy is about your speed!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
O’Shea!
O’Shea who?
O’Shea that’s a sad story!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oslo!
Oslo who!
Oslo down, whats the hurry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oswald!
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oswego!
Oswego who?
Oswego marching, marching home …!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Otis!
Otis who?
Otis a sin to tell a lie!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ottawa!
Ottawa who?
Ottawa know you’re telling the truth?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oewn!
Owen who?
Owen you open this door, I’m going to give you such a roasting!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Owl!
Owl who?
Owl Aboard!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ozzie!
Ozzie who?
Ozzie you later!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter N

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nadya!
Nadya who?
Nadya head if you understand what I’m saying!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nan!
Nan who?
Nanswer me or I’ll go away!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Neal!
Neal who?
Neal and pray!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska girl for a date she might say yes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nettie!
Nettie who?
Nettie as a fruitcake!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah don’t know who you are either!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Norma!
Norma who?
Norma’lly I have my key!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Norma Lee!
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee don’t go round knocking on doors!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Norway!
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nuisance!
Nuisance who?
What’s nuisance since yesterday!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nurse!
Nurse who?
Nurse sense talking to you!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter M

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I’ll tell you if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maine!
Maine who?
Maine I come in now please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Major!
Major who?
Major answer didn’t I!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Malcolm!
Malcolm who?
Malcome you didn’t do your homework!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don’t open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mara!
Mara who?
Mara mara on the wall….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marcella!
Marcella who?
Marcella is full of water and I’m drowning, help!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marcia!
Marcia who?
Marcia glad I stopped by!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maria!
Maria who?
Maria me, I love you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marie!
Marie who?
Marie the one you love!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marietta!
Marietta who?
Marietta the whole cake and my stomach hurts!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion on Sunday to a beautiful girl/boy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mata!
Mata who?
Mata of life and death, open the door quick!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Matthew is pinthing my foot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maura!
Maura who?
The Maura the merrier!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. Open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maxwell!
Maxwell who?
Maxwell call later if your not going to open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
May!
May who?
Maybe its a friend at the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maya!
Maya who?
Maya best friend?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maybelle!
Maybelle who?
Maybelle doesn’t ring either!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mecca!
Mecca who?
Mecca me happy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Medellin!
Medellin who?
Medellin where you don’t belong!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Meg!
Meg who?
Meg up your mind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mickey!
Mickey who?
Mickey is lost so that’s why I’m knocking!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Midas!
Midas who?
Midas well open the door and let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in this lock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minerva!
Minerva who?
Minerva-s wreck from all these questions!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minneapolis!
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
Minnie more!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
No not Minnie-who – Minne ha ha!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minsk!
Minsk who?
Minsk meat!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves compnay!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mitzi!
Mitzi who?
Mitzi door shut, you’ll never know!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won’t fit that’s why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Montana!
Montana who?
Montana your hide if she finds out you wouldn’t open the door for me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Moose!
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Morrison!
Morrison who?
Morrison, the more sun tan!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mort!
Mort who?
Mort to the point, who are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mortimor!
Mortimor who?
Mortimor that meets the eye!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mozart!
Mozart who?
Mozart is in museums!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mr!
Mr who!
Missed her at the bus stop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin the matter with me, how about you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Munich!
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter L

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Laos!
Laos who?
Laos and found!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leland!
Leland who?
Leland of the free and the home of the brave!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Len!
Len who?
Len us a fiver will you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lena!
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I’m hungry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leona!
Leona who?
Leona’ly way to go!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Les!
Les who?
Les go for a swim!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lily!
Lily who?
Lily house on the prairie!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lima Bean!
Lima Bean who?
Lima Bean working on the railroad….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lime!
Lime who?
Lime bean!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion down on the job again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lionel!
Lionel who?
Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa a new car from $199 down and $199 a month!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lisbon!
Lisbon who?
Lisbon married eight times!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Listz!
Listz who?
Listz of ingredients!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Livia!
Livia who?
Livia me alone!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lloyd!
Lloyd who?
Lloyd a donkey to water but you can’t make it drink!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lodz!
Lodz who?
Lodz of fun!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Louis!
Louis?
Louis’n up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lucerne!
Lucerne who?
Lucerne some math today!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lucinda!
Lucinda who?
Lucinda in the sky with diamonds…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lucretia!
Lucretia who?
Lucretia from the Black Lagoon!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luigi!
Luigi who?
Luigi board!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lyndon!
Lyndon who?
Lyndon ear and I’ll tell you!