Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter K

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kansas!
Kansas who?
Kansas the best way to store tuna!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kay!
Kay who?
Kay sera sera!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kenneth!
Kenneth who?
Kenneth little kids come in and play with you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you tell who it is by my knock?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup the tree again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kevin!
Kevin who?
Kevin we go out and play?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kim!
Kim who?
Kim too late and now you have your door locked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kipper!
Kipper who?
Kipper hands to yourself buster!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Koch!
Koch who?
Koch in the act!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kyoto!
Kyoto who?
Kyoto jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter J

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake by not answering your door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Japan!
Japan who!
Japan is so hot I burnt my finger!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius – you just don’t recognise it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jennymen prefer blondes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jerrold!
Jerrold who?
Jerrold friend, thats who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
I give up, who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess one of those crazy people that like to knock on doors!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jester!
Jester who?
Jester minute I’m trying to find my keys!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jethro!
Jethro who?
Jethro the boat and stop talking so much!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jewell!
Jewell who?
Jewell know if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jewell!
Jewell who?
Jewell remember me once you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jilly!
Jilly who!
Jilly out here, so let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan you remember me?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan call us we’ll call you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joanna!
Joanna who!
Joanna big kiss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joe Namath!
Joe Namath who!
Joe Namath not on the door thats why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Johannes!
Johannes who!
Johannes are cold!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jose!
Jose who!
Jose can you see, by the dawn’s early light…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Josette!
Josette who!
Josette down!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan to hear some more of these knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan of these days, pow, right in the kisser!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy what I just saw!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want to come in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want some milk and cookies!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julie!
Julie who!
Julie you door locked so I can’t get in?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juliet!
Juliet who!
Juliet me in or not!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juno!
Juno who!
Juno what time it is!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who!
Jupiter doorbell out here and I wouldn’t have to knock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justice!
Justice who!
Justice as I thought, no one home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for tea!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter I

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ichabod!
Ichabod?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Idaho, not Ida-who, they didn’t teach you that in school?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho’d the whole garden but I was tired!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold you hand!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ike!
Ike who?
Ike-n’t stop laughing!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ilona!
Ilona who?
Ilona Ranger!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ima!
Ima who?
Ima girl who can’t say no…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ina Claire!
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
India!
India who?
India night time I go to sleep!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
India!
India who?
India good old summertime…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Indiana!
Indiana who?
Indiana’ls of history you’ll be famous!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Indonesia!
Indonesia who?
I look at you and I get weak Indonesia!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iona!
Iona who?
Iona a great home, don’t you wish you could come in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here as fast as I could to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac’ly who do think this is?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabella!
Isabella who?
Isabella out of order – why aren’t you answering the door?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle!
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle so I don’t get hit by a car?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isadore!
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, because I can’t get in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah again Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivana!
Ivana who?
Ivana be rich!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivory!
Ivory who?
Ivory strong, like Tarzan!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy!
Izzy who?
Izzy come, Izzy go!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter H

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hacienda!
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the story!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haifa!
Haifa who?
Haifa cake is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hair!
Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
Haiti see good food go to waste!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Halifax!
Halifax who?
Halifax you if you fax me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handel!
Handel who?
Handel with care!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I’ll tell you more!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
[singing] Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hanover!
Hanover who?
Hanover your money and nobody will get hurt!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off the table!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hardy!
Hardy who?
Hardy har har!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harlow!
Harlow who?
Harlow can you go!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harold!
Harold who?
Harold are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet!
Harriet who?
Harriet it up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry you been!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna!
Havanna who?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart to hear you, knock louder!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heidi!
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer cow is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Her-man is so handsome!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hollis!
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, come back home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly!
Holly who?
Hollylujah!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hominy!
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hope!
Hope who?
Hope you’ll have me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
House!
House who?
House you doing!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard can it be to guess a Knock Knock joke?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like to be outside knocking for a change?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howell!
Howell who!
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howie!
Howie who!
I’m fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hubie!
Hubie who!
Hubie-ginning to see the light!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugo!
Hugo who!
Hugo your way and I’ll go mine!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you but I’m right out of tissues!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hyman!
Hyman who!
Hyman in the mood for dancin’…!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter G

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gabe!
Gabe who!
Gabe it my all!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gable!
Gable who!
Gable to leap buildings in a single bound!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gabor!
Gabor who!
Gabor’n to shop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Galway!
Galway who!
Galway, your annoying me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gandhi!
Gandhi who!
Gandhi cane!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Germany!
Germany who!
Germany people knocking on your door?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Genoa!
Genoa who!
Genoa any new jokes?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gerald!
Gerald who!
Gerald washed up kid!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gertie!
Gertie who!
Gertie laundry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghana!
Ghana who!
Ghana dance!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghent!
Ghent who!
Ghent out of here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gilda!
Gilda who!
Gilda umpire!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gina!
Gina who!
Gina you don’t recognize me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginastera!
Ginastera who!
Ginastera at the people!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginny!
Ginny who!
Ginny a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gino!
Gino who!
Gino me, now open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giovanni!
Giovanni who!
Giovanni go to a movie!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gipper!
Gipper who!
Gipper your best!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giuseppe!
Giuseppe who!
Giuseppe my apology?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gizaa!
Giza who!
Giza nice boy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys it’s my last joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys the weekend, aren’t you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Glasgow!
Glasgow who!
Glasgow to the movies!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Godunov!
Godunov who!
Godunov to eat!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goose!
Goose who!
Goose see a doctor, you don’t look well!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gordie!
Gordie who!
Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gorky!
Gorky who!
Gorky will unlock the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gracie!
Gracie who!
Gracie for you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grady!
Grady who?
Grady of Expectations!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grammar!
Grammar who!
Grammar crackers. Pretty crummy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grant!
Grant who!
Grant you a wish, what is it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grapes!
Grapes who!
Grapes suzette!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gravy!
Gravy who!
Gravy Crockett!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greg!
Greg who?
Gregs of Wrath!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta!
Greta who!
Greta job!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta!
Greta who!
You Greta on my nerves!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gretel!
Gretel who!
Gretal long little doggie…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guinea!
Guinea who!
Guinea a break!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guinevere!
Guinevere who!
Guinevere going to get together!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gus!
Gus who!
Gus you don’t want to play?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guthrie!
Guthrie who!
Guthrie three blind mice!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter F

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Falafel!
Falafel who?
Falafel off my bike and cut my knee!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny body home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Farley!
Farley who?
Farley the leader!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Farrah!
Farrah who?
Farrah ‘nough!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fatso!
Fatso who?
Fatso the matter with you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix-cited all over!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream, I’ll lick his!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ferrer!
Ferrer who?
Ferrer’vrything there is a season!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fez!
Fez who?
Fez me, that’s who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiddlesticks!
Fiddlesticks?
Fiddlesticks (Feet’ll stick) out if the blanket is too short!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fletcher!
Fletcher who?
Fletcher self go!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona had something better to do do you think we’d be knocking on this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona lookout for Mum & Dad Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Florida!
Florida who?
Florida bathroom is wet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fonda!
Fonda who?
Fonda you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Forbes!
Forbes who?
Forbes of Evil!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ford!
Ford who?
Ford he’s a jolly good fellow!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Foster!
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fozzie!
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time let me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
France!
France who?
France of the family!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frances!
Frances who?
Frances hello!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Francie!
Francie who?
Francie that!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Francis!
Francis who?
Francis on the other side of the Channel!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Franks and beans!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Franz!
Franz who?
Franz, Romans, Countryman…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fred!
Fred who?
Fred Badge of Courage!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frederick!
Frederick who?
Frederick Express!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Freddie!
Freddie who?
Freddie or not here I come!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Freighter!
Freighter who?
Freighter open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fresno!
Fresno who?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frida!
Frida who?
Frida be!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fruit!
Fruit who?
Fruit of the loom!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter E

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears looking at you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
E.C.!
E.C. who?
E.C. Street!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Edith!
Edith who?
Edith, it’ll make you feel better!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Edna!
Edna who?
Edna the class!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwin some, you lose some!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egbert!
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-citing to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elaine!
Elaine who?
Elaine of the freeway!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eileen!
Eileen who?
Eileen over to tie up my shoes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elektra!
Elektra who?
Elektra circus!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elias!
Elias who?
Elias a terrible thing!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elizabeth!
Elizabeth who?
Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elke!
Elke who?
Elke Seltzer – Plop Plop Fizz!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eli!
Eli who?
Eli, Eli O!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ella!
Ella who?
Ella-vator. Doesn’t that give you a lift!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ella Man!
Ella Man who?
Ella Man-tary my dear Wartson!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ellen!
Ellen who?
Ellen-eed is love!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elsie!
Elsie who?
Elsie you around!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emil!
Emil who?
Emil for the poor!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emmett!
Emmett who?
Emmett your service!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Enid!
Enid who?
Enid some more pocket money!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Enoch!
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Esau!
Esau who?
Esau down the road!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ethan!
Ethan who?
Ethan me out of house and home you are!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Essen!
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Esther!
Esther who?
Esther anything I can do for you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ether!
Ether who?
Ether bunny!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Etta!
Etta who?
Ettaquette!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eugenie!
Eugenie who?
Eugenie from the bottle who will grant me three wishes?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eunice!
Eunice who?
Eunice boy, let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Euripedes!
Euripedes who?
Euripedes clothes and I’ll sue you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe’ning the door too slow, come on!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe to no good!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eustace!
Eustace who?
Come Eustace you are!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eva!
Eva who?
Eva you’re deaf or your doorbell isn’t working!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Evan!
Evan who?
Evan and earth!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore!
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ezra!
Ezra who?
Ezra no hope for me!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter D

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dali!
Dali who?
Dali’ve me alone!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dana!
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dale!
Dale who?
Dale come if you ask dem!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Darius!
Darius who?
Darius a lot I have to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Darren!
Darren who?
Darren young man on the flying machine!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Darwin!
Darwin who?
I’ll be Darwin you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daryl!
Daryl who?
Daryl never be another you…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Datsun!
Datsun who?
Datsun old joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dave!
Dave who?
Dave for Night!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deanna!
Deanna who?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deduct!
Deduct who?
Donald Deduct!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deena!
Deena who?
Deena hear me the first time!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Delhi!
Delhi who?
Delhicatessen!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Delores!
Delores who?
Delores is on the side of the good guys!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denis!
Denis who?
Denis anyone?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dennis!
Dennis who?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denise!
Denise who?
Denise are above your ankles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denver!
Denver who?
Denver the good old days!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Desi!
Desi who?
Desi’gnated hitter!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Desiree!
Desiree who?
Desiree a ray of sunshine in my life…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Detail!
Detail who?
Detail-a phone operator!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
De Witt!
De Witt who?
De Witt now or never!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Diane!
Diane who?
Diane to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Diesel!
Diesel who?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dill!
Dill who?
Dill we meet again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dimension!
Dimension who?
Dimension it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dimitri!
Dimitri who?
Dimitri is where the burgers grow!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dinah!
Dinah who?
Dinah shoot until you see the whites of their eyes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dino!
Dino who?
Dino the answer!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix the leak!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Disaster!
Disaster who?
Disaster be my lucky day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
You just said it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don!
Don who?
Don Patrol!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donatello!
Donatello who?
Donatello’n me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who?
Don Giovanni talk to me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan!
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school today!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donald!
Donald who?
Donald come baby, cradle and all…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donalette!
Donalette who?
Donalette the bed bugs bite!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donkey!
Donkey who?
Donkey Hotey!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donna!
Donna who?
Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donna Mae!
Donna Mae who?
Donna Mae-k you an offer you can’t refuse!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donovan!
Donovan who?
Donovan know your own name!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dora!
Dora who?
Dora wood!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dotty!
Dotty who?
Dotty way the cookie crumbles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doug!
Doug who?
Doug good deeds and you’ll go to heaven!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who!
Doughnut open until Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Douglas!
Douglas who?
Douglas is broken!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dragon!
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Drucilla!
Drucilla who?
Drucilla kid you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Duane!
Duane who?
Duane the bath, I’m dwowning!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dummy!
Dummy who?
Dummy a favour and go away!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dunce!
Dunce who?
Dunce-ay another word!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dustin Hoffman!
Dustin Hoffman who?
Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwight!
Dwight who?
Dwight way and the wrong way!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter C

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better than this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carl!
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carmen!
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie the bags into the house please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carrot!
Carrot who?
Carrot me back home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cass!
Cass who?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cassie!
Cassie who?
Cassie the forest for the trees!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Castor!
Castor who?
Castorblanca!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Castro!
Castro who?
Castro bread upon the waters!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cathy!
Cathyl who?
Cathy the the doorbell, it’s too dark out here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cecil!
Cecil who?
Cecil have music whereever she goes….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cecile!
Cecile who?
Cecile this envelope!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Celery!
Celery who?
Celery me you lunch will you, I’m hungry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’m going to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cello!
Cello who?
Cello dere!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chad!
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cher!
Cher who?
Cher and share alike!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cherry!
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chester!
Chester who?
Chester the nick of time!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chesterfield!
Chesterfield who?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chile!
Chile who?
Chile out tonight!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chip!
Chip who?
Chip of Fools!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
China!
China who?
China just like old times isn’t it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe’s Encounters of the Third Kind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chopin!
Chopin who?
Chopin the supermarket!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chow Mein!
Chow Mein who?
Chow mein to meet you my dear!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cicero!
Cicero who?
Cicero the boat ashore!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cigarette!
Cigarette who?
Cigarette life if you don’t weaken!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clara!
Clara who?
Clara space on the table!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clare!
Clare who?
Clare your throat before you speak!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clarence!
Clarence who?
Clarence sale!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cliff!
Cliff who?
Cliff the hedges!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, I feel ill!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Collier!
Collier who?
Collier big brother see if I care!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cologne!
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won’t help!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Coolidge!
Coolidge who?
Coolidge a cucumber!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Conga!
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Congo!
Congo who?
Congo out, I’m grounded!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Conyers!
Conyers who?
Conyers please open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Cuckoo yourself, I don’t come here to be insulted!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Costa!
Costa who?
Costa lot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cozy!
Cozy who?
Cozy who’s knocking!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cronkite!
Cronkite who?
Cronkite evidence!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cugat!
Cugat who?
Cugat to love my jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Curry!
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Custer!
Custer who?
Custer a penny to find out!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away I missed you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cy!
Cy who?
Cy’n on the botton line!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cyril!
Cyril who?
Cyril nice to meet you!

Knock knock jokes – names that being with letter B

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday but I won’t get it done if you keep knocking on my door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bean!
Bean who?
Bean fishing lately?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Benin!
Benin who?
Benin shopping lately?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bertha!
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty ya don’t know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bolivia!
Boliva who?
Boliva me, I know what I’m talking about!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a knock knock joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brad!
Brad who?
Brad news I’m afraid!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and I’ll tell you another knock knock joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher money where your mouth is!