Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter P

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pablo!
Pablo who?
Pablo your horn!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn’t it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pat!
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Paula!
Paula who?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pears!
Pears who?
Pears the party!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Peg!
Peg who?
Peg your pardon, I’ve got the wrong door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Perth!
Perth who?
Perth your lips and whistle!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phineas!
Phineas who?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the store today!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phyllis!
Phyllis who!
Phyllis in on the news!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza the pie please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Plato!
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open up the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Prussia!
Prussia who?
Prussia cooker!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Punch!
Punch who?
Not me – I just got here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pajamas!
Pajamas who?
Pajamas around me and hold me tight!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter O

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oates!
Oates who?
Oates’ay can you see!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ocelot!
Ocelot who?
Ocelot of questions don’t you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Odette!
Odette who?
Odette’s a bad sign!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Odessa!
Odessa who?
Odessa a funny one!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Odysseus!
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio feeling!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Okra!
Okra who?
Okra Winfrey!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olga!
Olga who?
Olga way when I’m good and ready!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive none of your lip!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oliver!
Oliver who?
Oliver troubles are over!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia but I lost the key!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ollie!
Ollie who?
Ollie time you say that, I wish you would cut it out!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oman!
Oman who?
Oman, you are cute!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Omar!
Omar live who?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Omega!
Omega who?
Omega best man win!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Omelet!
Omelet who?
Omelet’in you kiss me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge round here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Opera!
Opera who?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice going to talk to me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orson!
Orson who?
Orson around again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orson!
Orson who?
Orson buggy is about your speed!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
O’Shea!
O’Shea who?
O’Shea that’s a sad story!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oslo!
Oslo who!
Oslo down, whats the hurry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oswald!
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oswego!
Oswego who?
Oswego marching, marching home …!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Otis!
Otis who?
Otis a sin to tell a lie!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ottawa!
Ottawa who?
Ottawa know you’re telling the truth?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oewn!
Owen who?
Owen you open this door, I’m going to give you such a roasting!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Owl!
Owl who?
Owl Aboard!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ozzie!
Ozzie who?
Ozzie you later!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter N

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nadya!
Nadya who?
Nadya head if you understand what I’m saying!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nan!
Nan who?
Nanswer me or I’ll go away!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Neal!
Neal who?
Neal and pray!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska girl for a date she might say yes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nettie!
Nettie who?
Nettie as a fruitcake!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah don’t know who you are either!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Norma!
Norma who?
Norma’lly I have my key!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Norma Lee!
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee don’t go round knocking on doors!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Norway!
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nuisance!
Nuisance who?
What’s nuisance since yesterday!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nurse!
Nurse who?
Nurse sense talking to you!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter M

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I’ll tell you if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maine!
Maine who?
Maine I come in now please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Major!
Major who?
Major answer didn’t I!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Malcolm!
Malcolm who?
Malcome you didn’t do your homework!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don’t open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mara!
Mara who?
Mara mara on the wall….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marcella!
Marcella who?
Marcella is full of water and I’m drowning, help!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marcia!
Marcia who?
Marcia glad I stopped by!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maria!
Maria who?
Maria me, I love you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marie!
Marie who?
Marie the one you love!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marietta!
Marietta who?
Marietta the whole cake and my stomach hurts!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion on Sunday to a beautiful girl/boy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mata!
Mata who?
Mata of life and death, open the door quick!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Matthew is pinthing my foot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maura!
Maura who?
The Maura the merrier!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. Open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maxwell!
Maxwell who?
Maxwell call later if your not going to open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
May!
May who?
Maybe its a friend at the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maya!
Maya who?
Maya best friend?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maybelle!
Maybelle who?
Maybelle doesn’t ring either!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mecca!
Mecca who?
Mecca me happy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Medellin!
Medellin who?
Medellin where you don’t belong!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Meg!
Meg who?
Meg up your mind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mickey!
Mickey who?
Mickey is lost so that’s why I’m knocking!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Midas!
Midas who?
Midas well open the door and let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in this lock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minerva!
Minerva who?
Minerva-s wreck from all these questions!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minneapolis!
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
Minnie more!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
No not Minnie-who – Minne ha ha!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minsk!
Minsk who?
Minsk meat!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves compnay!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mitzi!
Mitzi who?
Mitzi door shut, you’ll never know!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won’t fit that’s why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Montana!
Montana who?
Montana your hide if she finds out you wouldn’t open the door for me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Moose!
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Morrison!
Morrison who?
Morrison, the more sun tan!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mort!
Mort who?
Mort to the point, who are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mortimor!
Mortimor who?
Mortimor that meets the eye!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mozart!
Mozart who?
Mozart is in museums!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mr!
Mr who!
Missed her at the bus stop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin the matter with me, how about you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Munich!
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter L

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Laos!
Laos who?
Laos and found!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leland!
Leland who?
Leland of the free and the home of the brave!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Len!
Len who?
Len us a fiver will you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lena!
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I’m hungry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leona!
Leona who?
Leona’ly way to go!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Les!
Les who?
Les go for a swim!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lily!
Lily who?
Lily house on the prairie!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lima Bean!
Lima Bean who?
Lima Bean working on the railroad….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lime!
Lime who?
Lime bean!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion down on the job again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lionel!
Lionel who?
Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa a new car from $199 down and $199 a month!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lisbon!
Lisbon who?
Lisbon married eight times!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Listz!
Listz who?
Listz of ingredients!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Livia!
Livia who?
Livia me alone!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lloyd!
Lloyd who?
Lloyd a donkey to water but you can’t make it drink!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lodz!
Lodz who?
Lodz of fun!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Louis!
Louis?
Louis’n up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lucerne!
Lucerne who?
Lucerne some math today!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lucinda!
Lucinda who?
Lucinda in the sky with diamonds…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lucretia!
Lucretia who?
Lucretia from the Black Lagoon!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luigi!
Luigi who?
Luigi board!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lyndon!
Lyndon who?
Lyndon ear and I’ll tell you!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter K

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kansas!
Kansas who?
Kansas the best way to store tuna!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kay!
Kay who?
Kay sera sera!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kenneth!
Kenneth who?
Kenneth little kids come in and play with you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you tell who it is by my knock?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup the tree again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kevin!
Kevin who?
Kevin we go out and play?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kim!
Kim who?
Kim too late and now you have your door locked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kipper!
Kipper who?
Kipper hands to yourself buster!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Koch!
Koch who?
Koch in the act!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kyoto!
Kyoto who?
Kyoto jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter J

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake by not answering your door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Japan!
Japan who!
Japan is so hot I burnt my finger!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius – you just don’t recognise it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jennymen prefer blondes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jerrold!
Jerrold who?
Jerrold friend, thats who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
I give up, who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess one of those crazy people that like to knock on doors!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jester!
Jester who?
Jester minute I’m trying to find my keys!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jethro!
Jethro who?
Jethro the boat and stop talking so much!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jewell!
Jewell who?
Jewell know if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jewell!
Jewell who?
Jewell remember me once you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jilly!
Jilly who!
Jilly out here, so let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan you remember me?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan call us we’ll call you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joanna!
Joanna who!
Joanna big kiss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joe Namath!
Joe Namath who!
Joe Namath not on the door thats why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Johannes!
Johannes who!
Johannes are cold!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jose!
Jose who!
Jose can you see, by the dawn’s early light…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Josette!
Josette who!
Josette down!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan to hear some more of these knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan of these days, pow, right in the kisser!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy what I just saw!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want to come in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want some milk and cookies!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julie!
Julie who!
Julie you door locked so I can’t get in?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juliet!
Juliet who!
Juliet me in or not!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juno!
Juno who!
Juno what time it is!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who!
Jupiter doorbell out here and I wouldn’t have to knock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justice!
Justice who!
Justice as I thought, no one home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for tea!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter I

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ichabod!
Ichabod?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Idaho, not Ida-who, they didn’t teach you that in school?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho’d the whole garden but I was tired!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold you hand!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ike!
Ike who?
Ike-n’t stop laughing!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ilona!
Ilona who?
Ilona Ranger!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ima!
Ima who?
Ima girl who can’t say no…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ina Claire!
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
India!
India who?
India night time I go to sleep!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
India!
India who?
India good old summertime…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Indiana!
Indiana who?
Indiana’ls of history you’ll be famous!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Indonesia!
Indonesia who?
I look at you and I get weak Indonesia!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iona!
Iona who?
Iona a great home, don’t you wish you could come in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here as fast as I could to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac’ly who do think this is?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabella!
Isabella who?
Isabella out of order – why aren’t you answering the door?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle!
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle so I don’t get hit by a car?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isadore!
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, because I can’t get in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah again Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivana!
Ivana who?
Ivana be rich!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivory!
Ivory who?
Ivory strong, like Tarzan!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy!
Izzy who?
Izzy come, Izzy go!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter H

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hacienda!
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the story!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haifa!
Haifa who?
Haifa cake is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hair!
Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
Haiti see good food go to waste!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Halifax!
Halifax who?
Halifax you if you fax me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handel!
Handel who?
Handel with care!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I’ll tell you more!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
[singing] Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hanover!
Hanover who?
Hanover your money and nobody will get hurt!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off the table!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hardy!
Hardy who?
Hardy har har!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harlow!
Harlow who?
Harlow can you go!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harold!
Harold who?
Harold are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet!
Harriet who?
Harriet it up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry you been!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna!
Havanna who?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart to hear you, knock louder!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heidi!
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer cow is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Her-man is so handsome!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hollis!
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, come back home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly!
Holly who?
Hollylujah!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hominy!
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hope!
Hope who?
Hope you’ll have me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
House!
House who?
House you doing!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard can it be to guess a Knock Knock joke?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like to be outside knocking for a change?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howell!
Howell who!
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howie!
Howie who!
I’m fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hubie!
Hubie who!
Hubie-ginning to see the light!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugo!
Hugo who!
Hugo your way and I’ll go mine!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you but I’m right out of tissues!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hyman!
Hyman who!
Hyman in the mood for dancin’…!

Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter G

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gabe!
Gabe who!
Gabe it my all!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gable!
Gable who!
Gable to leap buildings in a single bound!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gabor!
Gabor who!
Gabor’n to shop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Galway!
Galway who!
Galway, your annoying me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gandhi!
Gandhi who!
Gandhi cane!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Germany!
Germany who!
Germany people knocking on your door?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Genoa!
Genoa who!
Genoa any new jokes?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gerald!
Gerald who!
Gerald washed up kid!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gertie!
Gertie who!
Gertie laundry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghana!
Ghana who!
Ghana dance!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghent!
Ghent who!
Ghent out of here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gilda!
Gilda who!
Gilda umpire!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gina!
Gina who!
Gina you don’t recognize me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginastera!
Ginastera who!
Ginastera at the people!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginny!
Ginny who!
Ginny a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gino!
Gino who!
Gino me, now open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giovanni!
Giovanni who!
Giovanni go to a movie!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gipper!
Gipper who!
Gipper your best!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giuseppe!
Giuseppe who!
Giuseppe my apology?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gizaa!
Giza who!
Giza nice boy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys it’s my last joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys the weekend, aren’t you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Glasgow!
Glasgow who!
Glasgow to the movies!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Godunov!
Godunov who!
Godunov to eat!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goose!
Goose who!
Goose see a doctor, you don’t look well!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gordie!
Gordie who!
Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gorky!
Gorky who!
Gorky will unlock the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gracie!
Gracie who!
Gracie for you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grady!
Grady who?
Grady of Expectations!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grammar!
Grammar who!
Grammar crackers. Pretty crummy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grant!
Grant who!
Grant you a wish, what is it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grapes!
Grapes who!
Grapes suzette!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gravy!
Gravy who!
Gravy Crockett!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greg!
Greg who?
Gregs of Wrath!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta!
Greta who!
Greta job!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta!
Greta who!
You Greta on my nerves!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gretel!
Gretel who!
Gretal long little doggie…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guinea!
Guinea who!
Guinea a break!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guinevere!
Guinevere who!
Guinevere going to get together!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gus!
Gus who!
Gus you don’t want to play?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guthrie!
Guthrie who!
Guthrie three blind mice!