A head walks into a bar

A head walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink, and after he is finished, Boom! A torso appears.

So the head asks for another drink and after he finishes, Bang! Arms come out of the torso.

So the head asks the bartender for another drink and when he has finished, Wham! Legs appear.

The head is thinking, “Hey, this stuff is great,” so he asks the bartender for one more drink for the road and Bang! His whole body disappears.

The bartender turns to him and says, “You should have quit while you were a head.”

You’re not as smart as you think

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.   This process of natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.