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Correction – this is the worst police sketch ever
Police on the lookout for long-necked black man with bad hair plugs.
Worst police-sketch ever – police hunt man with oddly spherical head
Police in Texas are apparently on the lookout for a man with an odd spherically-shaped head. The sketch above was issued in Lamar County and depicts a bobble-headed man wanted in connection with the robbery of two women in Texas. The sketch artist took the description from witnesses, who described the assailant as “round-faced”, quite literally. Police say that once the man is captured and rolled into the police station, they will release an updated photo.
The doctor wants to buy our paintings
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
“I’ve got good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings.”
“That’s wonderful!” the artist exclaimed, “What’s the bad news?”.
With concern, the gallery owner replied, “The guy was your doctor.”
