Here are 15 signs that you are going to have a really bad day.
- You wake up – face down on the pavement
- You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold
- You see a “60 minutes” news team waiting for you in your office
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
- Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business
- You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday
- You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you realize you don’t have a waterbed
- Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of hells angels on the freeway
- Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and YOU have a headache
- Your boss tells you to not bother taking off you coat
- The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
- You wake up and your braces are locked together
- You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife
