There once was a man named Juan
who everyone noticed was gone
they look all around
he was nowhere to be found
then they saw him come out from the john
Here are Funny Grins top ten suggestions for guys playing golf (or while using a public bathroom).
10. Keep back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder-width apart
9. Form a loose grip
8. Keep your head down
7. Avoid a quick backswing
6. Quiet please!… while others are preparing to take their shot
5. Stay out of the water
4. Try not to hit anyone
3. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you
2. Don’t stare while others address their balls
1. Don’t let anyone see you take those extra strokes!