Here’s a collection of funny questions and answers about bees. Consider it “everything you wanted to know about bees but were afraid to ask”.
Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?
A: The bee gees!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings!
Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!
Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A: She’s throne!
Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Ho hum hum!
Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they’ve forgotten the words!
Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!
Q: What’s a bees favorite flower?
A: A bee-gonias!
Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!
Q: What’s black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A: A bramble bee!
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!
Q: What is the bees favorite film?
A: The Sting!
Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold!
Q: What’s a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!
Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!
Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!
Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
A: An aero-drone!
Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!
Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!
Q: What’s more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!
Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!
Q: Who is a bee’s favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!
Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn’t it!
Q: What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?
Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!
Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
Q: What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?
A: He’s bee-witched!
Q: Why do bees buzz?
A: Because they can’t whistle!
Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!
Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?
A: He was waxing lyrical!
Q: What goes zzub, zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards!
Q: What are the cleverest bees?
A: Spelling bees!
Q: What bee is good for your health?
A: Vitamin bee!
Q: What’s a bees favorite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!
Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A: A humdred!
Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
Q: What kind of bee can’t be understood?
A: A mumble bee!
Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!
Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs!
Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee is an aeroplane!