We need to get this message out. Please forward, America needs your help!
The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00 pm, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists.
The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.
God bless America.
William Jefferson Clinton