The book reviews that customers submit on Amazon are usually pretty serious stuff. In this unusual case, the review is quite humorous. Whether the humor was on purpose or not is debatable.
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A golf club walks into a bar and orders a beer, but the bartender refuses to serve him. “Why not?” asks the golf club. “You’ll be driving later.”
A $5 note walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out! This is a singles bar.”
A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Please, no stories!”
A number 12 walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of beer. “Sorry, I can’t serve you,” says the bartender. “Why not?” asks the number 12 angrily. “You’re under 18,” replies the bartender.
A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicks him out.
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The bartender says, “I’m not serving you, you’re out of your skull!”
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar and the bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”
A man walks into a bar with jumper leads. The bartender says, “You can come in, but don’t start anything!”
A pickle walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you’re a pickle! What are you doing here?” The pickle says, “Well, for starters, I’m
celebrating the fact that I can walk.”
Two dyslexics walk into a bra…