Got any bread?

A duck walks into a store and says, “Got any bread?”

The salesman says, “No.”

The duck says, “Got any bread?”

The salesman says, “NO!”

“Got any bread?”

“I said N-O, NO!”

“Got any bread?”

“For crying out loud – N-O spells NO, and I mean NO!”

“Got any bread?”

“NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!”

“Got any bread?”

“Look, if you ask me one more time if I’ve got any bread, I’m going to nail your beak to the wall!”

“Got any nails?”

“No.”

“Got any bread?”