A burglar breaks into a home. He spots a stereo system that looks good so he grabs it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”.
He looks around with his flashlight wandering “What the hell was that?”. He spots some money lying on a table so he grabs it and stuffs it in his pocket. Once again he hears a voice ” JESUS is watching you”.
He ducks in a corner and looks around the room trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks ” Was that your voice?”.
The parrot says “YES”.
The burglar then asks, “What’s your name?”.
The parrot says “MOSES”.
The burglar laughs and says ” What kind of person names his bird moses??”
The parrot replies “The same kind of person that would name their Rotweiler Jesus”.