donald trump

Biden: Ok here’s the plan: have you seen Home Alone?

Obama: Joe, no.

Biden: Just one booby trap.

Obama: Joe.

Trump: Can I come in?

Biden: What’s the password?

Trump: I don’t know.

Biden: Losers says what?

Trump: What.

Obama: JOE!

Joe: “What if we take batteries out of all of the remotes before we leave?”

Barack:” Joe we can’t – ”

Joe: “Or we could cut all the cords!”

Obama: “Joe, why are you still holding my hand?”

Biden: “I wanna freak Mike Pence out”

Obama: “But why?”

Biden: “Just roll with it”

Biden: I changed the Wi-Fi password.

Obama: Joe…

Biden: It’s “PssyGrbbr45” now.

Obama: No, Joe.

Biden:…