Biden: OK, so here’s the plan… November 14, 2016November 23, 2016 by jokesterBiden: Ok here’s the plan: have you seen Home Alone?Obama: Joe, no.Biden: Just one booby trap.Obama: Joe.
Trump: Can I come in? November 14, 2016November 19, 2016 by jokesterTrump: Can I come in?Biden: What’s the password?Trump: I don’t know.Biden: Losers says what?Trump: What.Obama: JOE!
Biden: What if we take the batteries out of all the remotes before we leave? November 14, 2016November 18, 2016 by jokesterJoe: “What if we take batteries out of all of the remotes before we leave?”Barack:” Joe we can’t – ”Joe: “Or we could cut all the cords!”
Obama: Joe, why are you holding my hand? November 14, 2016November 17, 2016 by jokesterObama: “Joe, why are you still holding my hand?”Biden: “I wanna freak Mike Pence out”Obama: “But why?”Biden: “Just roll with it”
Biden: I changed the WiFi password February 27, 2018November 16, 2016 by jokesterBiden: I changed the Wi-Fi password.Obama: Joe…Biden: It’s “PssyGrbbr45” now.Obama: No, Joe.Biden:…