Entertainment Limericks

There was a young lady one fall

Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.

The dress caught fire

And burned her entire

Front page, sporting section and all.


There was an old man of Philly,

 

Who was hooked on the movie Free Willy.

He quit his job at the jail,

for a dolphin and whale,

And so was the life of Wee Willy.


There once was a poet named Dan,

 

Who’s poetry never would scan.

When told this was so,

He said, “Yes, I know”

“It’s because I try to put every possible syllable into the very last line that I can” !!


There was an announcer named Herschel

 

Whose habits became controversial,

Because when out wooing

Whatever he was doing

At ten he’d insert his commercial.


There once was a girl named O’Neil

Who went up on the great ferris wheel

But when half way around

She looked at the ground

And it cost her an eighty cent meal