How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
Only 500 women went down on the Titanic.