The Nerd with the Fairy Princess Frog

An computer programmer is walking along the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”  He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I’ll spend the week with you.” The computer programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a week and be your girlfriend.”   Again the computer programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Desperately, the frog asked, “What is the matter?   I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and be your girlfriend.  Why won’t you kiss me?”

The computer programmer said, “Look, I’m an computer programmer.  I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog?  Now that’s cool.”

Top 10 Signs you Might be a Frog

Top Ten Signs You Might Be a Frog

1. You get mad when you don’t find a fly in your soup.

2. You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly.

3. French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you

4. Bug lamps appear to you as a curse.

5. On applications, you list ‘Pond’ as your home address.

6. Kermit is your idol.

7. You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit.

8. Have seen the movie ‘The Fly’ at least ten times

9. You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child’s aquarium.

10. France is the evil empire to you