halloween

… wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don’t solve riddles that open portals to Hell.

… warns you this Halloween to beware of strangers bearing strange tools like chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, and band saws.

… will have on his tomb stone, “See I told you I was SICK!”

… hopes this Halloween, he doesn’t end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.

… forgot to buy candy for the kids this Halloween but will offer them a bite of his sandwich.

… hopes nobody else dresses up as Justus von Liebig, Father of biochemistry who recorded minerals in plant ash and proposed the law of minimum.

… wonders if Lady Gaga dresses up as a normal person for Halloween???