A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed into a tree. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don’t worry, everybody is fine and you now have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband, a bit worried, was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and said with trepidation, "Well what did you name them?"
The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."
The husband, relieved, said, "That’s a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?"
The brother replied, "Denephew."
A man walks past a mental hospital when he hears a voice moaning on the other side of the wall. “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen….”
The man looks towards the mental hospital and sees a hole in the wall. He walks over and peeps through the hole in the wall. Suddenly a finger shoots through the hole an pokes him in the eye.
The moaning voice continued, “Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen….”