Steps to taking a shower like a man:
- Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
- Walk naked to the bathroom.
- Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
- Scratch your butt
- Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
- Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
- Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
- Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
- Pee.
- Rinse off and get out of shower.
- Partially dry off.
- Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
- Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on.
- Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
- Throw wet towel on bed.
