How to Take a Shower like a Man

Steps to taking a shower like a man:

  1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
  2. Walk naked to the bathroom.
  3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
  4. Scratch your butt
  5. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
  6. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
  7. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
  8. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
  9. Pee.
  10. Rinse off and get out of shower.
  11. Partially dry off.
  12. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
  13. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on.
  14. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
  15. Throw wet towel on bed.