Biden: OK, so here’s the plan… November 14, 2016November 23, 2016 by jokesterBiden: Ok here’s the plan: have you seen Home Alone?Obama: Joe, no.Biden: Just one booby trap.Obama: Joe.
Biden: What if I played it from my phone real quick November 14, 2016November 22, 2016 by jokesterBiden: What if I just played it from my phone real quick?Hillary: We’re not playing The Imperial March when he gets here, Joe…
Biden: Maybe we make our own country and he won’t be invited November 14, 2016November 21, 2016 by jokesterBiden: Maybe we make our own country and he won’t be invited.Obama: Joe.Biden: And maybe this time we call it the Black House, right Barack…
Biden: I’m going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat November 14, 2016November 20, 2016 by jokesterJoe: I’m going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat.Barack: That’s nice, Joe.Joe: And then I’m going to offer him knuckle sandwiches.
Trump: Can I come in? November 14, 2016November 19, 2016 by jokesterTrump: Can I come in?Biden: What’s the password?Trump: I don’t know.Biden: Losers says what?Trump: What.Obama: JOE!
Biden: What if we take the batteries out of all the remotes before we leave? November 14, 2016November 18, 2016 by jokesterJoe: “What if we take batteries out of all of the remotes before we leave?”Barack:” Joe we can’t – ”Joe: “Or we could cut all the cords!”
Obama: Joe, why are you holding my hand? November 14, 2016November 17, 2016 by jokesterObama: “Joe, why are you still holding my hand?”Biden: “I wanna freak Mike Pence out”Obama: “But why?”Biden: “Just roll with it”
Biden: I changed the WiFi password February 27, 2018November 16, 2016 by jokesterBiden: I changed the Wi-Fi password.Obama: Joe…Biden: It’s “PssyGrbbr45” now.Obama: No, Joe.Biden:…
Obama getting on to Joe Biden February 27, 2018November 15, 2016 by jokesterObama: *whispers* put the laser pointer away or give it to me.
Obama: I never thought he’d be late… November 14, 2016 by jokesterObama: I never thought he’d be late…Biden: I gave him the wrong address.Obama: Joe he’s the president-elect!Biden: I don’t give a crap what they call him.