kiss

An computer programmer is walking along the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”  He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I’ll spend the week with you.” The computer programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a week and be your girlfriend.”   Again the computer programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Desperately, the frog asked, “What is the matter?   I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and be your girlfriend.  Why won’t you kiss me?”

The computer programmer said, “Look, I’m an computer programmer.  I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog?  Now that’s cool.”