love

There is this girl we all know.

Who’s more beautiful than fresh fallen snow.

She’s loving and kind,

much better than fine.

She’s one in a trillion or so.

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Now there’s this lad named Dave.

Who was quite a witty young knave.

He met this girl,

his head did a twirl.

Now it is her love he doth crave.

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What I’m trying to say not very clearly.

Elizabeth, I love you dearly.

Will you be mine,

for all of time?

I mean all this quite sincerely.

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There once was a man named Bill Beebee

Who was in love with a girl named Phoebe

He said I must see

what the wedding fee be

Before Phoebe be Phoebe B. Beebee

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There once was a chick from 408

She met a guy who asked her for a date.

They wined and they dined,

having a wonderful time,

hoping their new friendship would never abate

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There once was a boy named Bill,

who had quite a fancy for Jill,

but like him she did not,

for he was full of snot,

so Bill got nil, and hooked up with Phil!

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There once was this guy-DiCaprio

Whose acting was only so-so

He’s cute, he’s so fine

I wish he were mine

To a wedding chapel we would go.

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There was a young girl from Oliver,

And all the men did follow her,

Until a guy came along,

And played her his song,

And all the rest quit call’n her.

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A young woman who upon her divan

was attacked by a virile young man

“Such excess of passion

is quite out of fashion”

And she fractured his wrist with her fan

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The bottle of perfume that Willie sent

Was highly displeasing to Millicent

Her thanks were so cold

They quarrelled, I’m told

Through that silly scent Willie sent Millicent

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