The showoff F-16 pilot

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this!”, and promptly went into a barrel-roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, “That was impressive, but watch this!”

The C-130 droned along for about five minutes, and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, “What did you think of that?”

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, “What the heck did you do?”

The C-130 pilot chuckled. “I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, visited the restroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.”

Criminal suffers massive injuries after fall off of curb

Uh yeah, that’s one heck of a fall buddy.  I’m guessing the marine friends of the marine you stabbed helped you right up – eh?  The following newspaper article appeared in Georgia concerning a nasty fall a criminal took after robbing a local Best Buy store and stabbing a United States Marine that was standing outside the store.

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Criminal Suffers Injuries From Fall
Criminal suffers massive injuries from fall after Best Buy robbery

 

The text of the article reads:

Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket.  When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the Toys for Tots program.  Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the marines, Corporal Phillip Duggan, in the back.  The injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Dugan was transported for treatment.

According to the police report, “The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose, and a broken jaw… injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off the curb after stabbing the Marine.”