Michael O’Rourke brought his fiancée to Ireland to meet his mother, telling her to answer all of her future mother- in-law’s questions honestly regardless of what they were.
“Cheryl my dear what kind of work did you do in London?”
“Well Mrs. O’Rourke, I was a prostitute”.
“Holy Mary, Mother of God, did you say you were a Protestant?”
“No, Mrs. O’Rourke I said prostitute”.
“God bless you my child, welcome to the family”.