“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s…. Uh Oh, it IS a plane!”
Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?
A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What’s the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.