How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
Only 500 women went down on the Titanic.
One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings.
The boy asked hid Dad, ”What are these Pop?”
”They’re smart pills son,” said his father.
”Eat them and they’ll make you smarter.”
So he ate them and said, ”Yuck…these taste like poop!”
”See,” said his father, ”you’re already getting smarter!”