Funny Protest Signs

Protestors with too much time on their hands make signs intended to boldly pronounce their beliefs and grief.  Luckily for us, their signs are quite often funny – sometimes accidentally funny (to the chagrin of the ignorant protestor).  Here’s a collection of real-life protest signs that either intentionally or unintentionally make us laugh.

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Call me terrorist protest sign
We don’t think this terrorist protestor meant this as a “call me” dating advertisement. Or did she?

 

Down with zippers protest sign
Yea! Down with zippers protest sign!
Funny misspeling on homeschoolers sign
Do homeschoolers not use spellcheckers. Funny homescholers misspelling on protest sign.

 

I hate crowds sign
I hate crowds protest sign

 

I'm with stupid sign
I’m with stupid sign turns the message completely around

 

No illegals - no burritos immigration protest sign
Hey, wait a minute. No illegals, no burritos? Immigration protest sign.

 

Middle Eastern mumbo jumbo protest sign (it says McDonalds)
Apparently this middle eastern mumbo jumbo translates to McDonalds.

 

Thank you CNN for letting us know what's happening on Twitter
If it weren’t for CNN, I would have no idea what is happening on Twitter protest sign.

 

If your beliefs fit on a sign then think harder protest sign
If your beliefs fit on a sign then think harder protest sign

 

War has never solved anything but...
Except for ending slavery, fascism, nazism, and communism, war never solved anything.

 

Where is Obama really from?
Where is Obama really from?

 

I might disagree with you but I won't step on your head
Little kid holds sign that states the obvious. I might disagree with you but I won’t step on your head!

 

 

Funny Slogans on Commercial Vehicles

Here are signs and slogans that appear on a electrician’s commercial truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”

Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”

In a Non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On Maternity Room door: “Push, Push, Push.”

At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”

Outside a Hotel: “Help! We need innexperienced people.”

At an Auto Body Shop: “May we have the next dents?”

In a Dry Cleaner’s Emporium: “Drop your pants here.”

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

On a Music Teacher’s door: “Out Chopin.”

At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your bill.   However, if you don’t, you will be.”

On the side of a Garbage Truck: “We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.”

On the door of a Computer Store: “Out for a quick byte.”

In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.”

Inside a Bowling Alley: “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”

Funny Sign Graffiti

Sometimes grafitti artists can take an ordinary sign and turn it into a hilariously funny joke.  Here’s a collection of signs and billboards with graffiti added to give the message a entirely new meaning.

Marley and Me
Marley and Me

 

Chipolte tomatoes picked by slaves
Chipolte tomatoes picked by slaves

 

 

Rick should come out of the closet
Rick should come out of the closet

 

 

Ask God any question
Ask God any question

 

Two great reasons
Two great reasons

 

God listens
God listens

 

 

Stop Young Man (source: failblog.com)

 

Funny Bar Signs

The following are actual signs hanging in various drinking establishments around the country.

I got this pool table for my wife
I got this pool table for my wife
If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean
If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean
If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance
If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance
If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes
If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes
If you're smokingin here you'd better be on fire
If you're smokingin here you'd better be on fire
4 out of 5 dentists recommend hockey
4 out of 5 dentists recommend hockey
The toes you step on today might be connected
The toes you step on today might be connected
Don't talk about yourself.  We'll do that after you leave.
Don't talk about yourself. We'll do that after you leave.
Notice: This boat is skippered by the captain.
Notice: This boat is skippered by the captain.
Please aim straight.  Those after you may be on all fours.
Please aim straight. Those after you may be on all fours.

More funny billboards and signs

From the “what were they thinking” department, we present a humorous collection of real billboards as a sign of how stupid (or intentionally funny) man can be…

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Nice to know…

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Appropriate ad placement…

Three Accused

 

 

 

 

False advertising indeed…

Free Beer and False Advertising

 

 

The power of prayer.

Stop Praying For Snow

 

 

Sequence of billboards on a well-travelled route.

The sooner you advertise here, the better

 

 

Resistance if futile.

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Funny billboards

From the “what were they thinking” department, we present a humorous collection of real billboards as a sign of how stupid (or intentionally funny) man can be…

Move to Wisconsin billboard

 

Beef with mashed potatoes billboard

 

Sign from God billboard

 

Angry message to husband billboard

 

Don’t read enough President Bush billboard
Billboard Silberman's Fitness
Heavy man tips billboard

 

Misspelled stop sign

 

Let the church kill you sign

 

Boss told me to change the sign so I did