Worst police-sketch ever – police hunt man with oddly spherical head

Bad police sketch - round head man

Police in Texas are apparently on the lookout for a man with an odd spherically-shaped head. The sketch above was issued in Lamar County and depicts a bobble-headed man wanted in connection with the robbery of two women in Texas. The sketch artist took the description from witnesses, who described the assailant as “round-faced”, quite literally.  Police say that once the man is captured and rolled into the police station, they will release an updated photo.

I don’t want to have to do what I did in Texas

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a local saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on the strangers that visited their town. When the cowboy finished his drink, he waked outside and found his horse had been stolen. He stormed back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling of the saloon.

“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?” he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered.

“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”

The locals shifted restlessly in their chairs. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”