When the bus arrived at it’s stop, an attractive woman at the head of the queue tried to board but couldn’t because of her tight-fitting clothes. Thinking quickly, she reached back and undid her zipper a little to allow more movement. Still, her outfit was too snug so she lowered her zipper again. Even a third attempt wasn’t enough to allow her to step up.
Tired of waiting, the man behind her gently grabbed her round the waist and hoisted her onto the bus.
“Who do you think you are to touch me in that way?” the woman exclaimed angrily.
“Well,” the man replied, “after you undid my fly, I thought we were pretty good friends.”