Things you don’t want to hear from a Guy in a Hotel

Things You Don’t Want To Hear From A Guy In A Hotel

“The desk clerk is nuts, so whatever room number she gives you, add three.”

“I wrote you a note about halfway through your roll of toilet paper.”

“Meet me in the whirlpool in twenty minutes.”

“Ring this bell again, I’ll burn your luggage.”

“Hey, could you go over to the Ramada and swipe us some towels?”

“You know, every room has a hair dryer — How’s that for ritzy?”

“Are you the idiot that took my gin out of the minibar?”

“Wanna see the pictures I took of you sleeping?”

“Do you mind sharing your room with a monkey?”

The Bus Driver

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.  The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level.

The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the blondes upstairs.  She decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead. She says, “What the heck is going on up here?  We’re having a grand time downstairs!”  One of the blondes looks up and says, “Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!”